The process of writing about myself feels similarly to being waterboarded, so please consider this a work in progress... 😎
I'm now semi-retired, but I am still accepting the occasional booking with regulars. If we haven't met before, I still have room to be persuaded if we share similar interests or have an interesting date proposal in mind.
My aim with our time spent together is to curate a playful FWB experience - like catching up with a friend, but naked. I specialize in casual dinner date rendezvous and your much needed dose of weekend romps.
While my free time is unfortunately limited, I enjoy relaxing, long walks up precarious terrain (my convoluted way of describing hiking) and fitness. In spite of that, I also thoroughly enjoy luxurious, short walks to my couch with a blunt in hand. My current hobbies include photography, practicing music, writing, and complaining about being a reluctant member of capitalism. I've also developed quite the interest in exploring the esoteric.
I have a sarcastic, dry sense of nihilistic humor and a self-proclaimed aura of a raccoon, albeit with better use of my opposable thumbs, and I'm also hotter. I'm particularly fond of conversations with progressive, like-minded individuals.
The best gift would be a human head on a silver platter, but I'll also accept some of the following:
Please reach out for my current preference, if you're curious!
Casual date night ideas? I'd love to be indulged with any of the following:
I'm pretty eclectic, so I don't have room to include the infinite subgenres, but you get the general idea: